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Stroopsdorf is so honored
to be hosting

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its first international
peace talks.

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And we are proposing that
we throw the events

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with a spa theme.
Whoa, we-we are building up...

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-The harp is not--
-Seriously?

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I've been dragging this thing
around for 30 minutes.

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-Okay.
-You know what?

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Someone else can move it.

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As I was saying, we are honored
to be hosting and--

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Honored could be pushing it
a bit.

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Sir, you know how I feel about
these things.

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My old saying, "Those who
can't fight, negotiate."

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Well, we all know that the only
reason this is happening here

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is because you've making
kissy-kissy with General Martin.

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Somebody sounds
a little bit jealous.

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Okay. [chuckles]
We can all agree

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that we need these talks
to go well.

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-Yes.
-So, it's important that we make

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the delegates feel
like they are--

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Wine moms at 8:15 a.m.
on the first day of school.

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Which is why we have the army's
only onsite sommelier.

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This is a 1986 Chateau Bordeaux.

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It's full bodied
with hints of black currants

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and a velvety finish.

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[Patrick] And we have
a sauna now, sir, which is

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basically a cedar closet
that we emptied out

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and filled up
with space heaters,

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but it is hot in there
and people can go pant-less.

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And wrap themselves
in luxurious towels.

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Ooh. [chuckles]
These swans are good.

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I generally don't know
how to be bad at something.

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Did Shah ever work
on a carnival cruise?

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And I'm the masseuse.

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-But only chicks.
-You know what, I'm sold.

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-Yes.
-Don't change a thing.

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And these swans are really
a lovely touch. [laughs]

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-Thank you, sir.
-You're welcome.

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-All right.
-Whoa-ahh!

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I knew it!
I knew he would love

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-these ideas, right?
-Guys, guys.

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-Shut it down.
-What?

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No, no, he hates it.
He's going to sabotage us.

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-He clearly loves it.
-I know what I'm talking about.

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I'll tell you this, Colonel,
you have made

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some excellent sauna
back there.

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[blows raspberries]
My skin is glowing.

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Oh, do you need this towel
to make another swan, or...

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-No!
-No-no-no-no.

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[theme music]

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So far, I'm liking
working together.

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I know you can't beat
the commute from the bedroom.

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-Right?
-[chuckles]

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All right, the first delegates
are arriving in five minutes.

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[scoffs] Diplomacy is my least
favorite part of the job.

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Worse than when I dug a bullet
out of my thigh with a knife.

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Although, it was kinda
satisfying.

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It was like a fleshy
Easter egg hunt.

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I think peace
is just completely overrated.

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I mean, we have
all these great war machines,

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like fighter jets and tanks,

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and, you know, kids aren't
interested anymore.

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-Mm. Hm.
-I blame video games.

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I think people are just
squandering their bloodlust

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-on couches.
-Thankfully, I have

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an aide-de-camp who handles
the logistics for me.

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She's good.
Just don't mention Amsterdam.

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She went there last week
and she won't stop

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talking about
the Van Gogh Museum.

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What is wrong with this
generation of soldiers?

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We don't wanna hear
about your stupid dreams

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and your Fantasy Football
and, th-there's some guy

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that cut his ear off.
Keep it to yourself.

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Speaking of faking interest,

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I'm gonna have to do
a lot of that this week.

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It's kinda key
to my battle strategy.

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See, the real talks
don't happen at the talks.

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Those talks are the fake talks,
the "real" real talks

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happen outside
the fake real talks.

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-God, this is why I love guns.
-Mm.

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[band music]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Admiral, nice to see you.

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General Ali, I knew that jury
would acquit you.

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-And what a hat!
-Huh!

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That hat is a war crime.

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I can't do this.

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All right.

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Would you care for
some Stroopsdorf Swiss?

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You know, its roots actually
go all the way back

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to World War II

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when an American soldier
romanced

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a local cheese monger's
daughter.

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In Dutch, it's known
as ongeplande zwangerschap,

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or "unplanned pregnancy cheese."

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Enjoy.

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What the hell's going on here?

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They got you on cheese duty?

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General Martin's aide-de-camp,
that Major Higley,

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put me in as greeter,
but I thought I'd take it up

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as an opportunity to show people
what Stroopsdorf is all about.

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I'm honored to be
but a small piece

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of the peace process.

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-You know what's going on here?
-Mm.

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She has you assigned
to an outpost

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far from the action
while she is on the frontlines

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soaking up all the glory
and the connections, okay?

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She is sidelining you.

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I am going to excel at the job
that I was given.

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And that is how you win.

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No, honey. That's how you
give up and lose.

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You need to go Quinn,
or go home--

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You said that you were gonna be
in your office all day.

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In fact, your exact words were,

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"Call me when
the dorks make up."

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I'm gonna go talk to
General Martin about this.

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-No. Don't do that.
-Why?

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That's like a total
helicopter-parent move.

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What's that?

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Helicopter parenting.
It's like a very common

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parenting term.

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I'd love to be
a helicopter parent.

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I could probably,
really be good at that.

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I could be
an Apache Helicopter Parent.

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Like the most badass
helicopter parent of all time.

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Helicopter parenting
is a bad thing.

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-How could it be a bad thing?
-Mm.

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I mean, helicopters are like one
of the greatest war machines

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ever invented.
The giants whirling blades

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cutting through the air,
and you can fire missiles.

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It's death from above
for your enemies

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and they're really loud,
you got to yell inside,

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you got to yell outside.
I love 'em.

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Helicopter parents
try to control everything

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in their kids' lives
by hovering over every decision

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-they make.
-You're really selling it.

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-No, dad, don't.
-Why?

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Like, look, let me fight
my own battles.

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Let me just hover above,
you know--

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-You have to wear a hairnet.
-Right. Thank you.

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Yes, that, that...

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Right here.

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A little hovering.

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Major Higley, I heard about your
recent trip to, uh, Amsterdam.

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Have you heard about our
little drug testing program

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here at the base?

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[band music]

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Sorry, soldiers,
phones in the bin.

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Colonel's orders.

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We can't have any information
about the peace talks

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leaking before they've reached
an agreement.

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We are now on a base-wide
internet blackout

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and you are sequestered
to the Teen Center.

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You know, there was a time
before phones.

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Your generation's whole lives
are on your devices.

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I only use mine for work.

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Other than that,
I exist in the real world. See?

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-Easy.
-Shah's right.

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Rules are rules.
This is important.

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-Conway?
-Hm?

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All your phones, please.

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Okay. [laughs]
You-you got me.

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Mm!

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-Yup. Uh-huh.
-[sighs]

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Hmm.

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And...

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the Saturday night special
in your ankle holster.

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[mutters]

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[band music]

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Good. Next.

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[Papadakis] All right, Jan,
let's rehearse this.

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What is up y'all?

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This is
Corporal Elias Papadakis,

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AKA Papa-daddy-dakis.

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I'mma be your MC for this whole

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freak nasty weekend of peace.

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Now, let's get things kicked off
with a little cha-cha.

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Slide over to that table
over there,

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and get a security badge.

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And remember,
only one lanyard per person.

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As the official translator
for the weekend,

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I will translate.

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[speaking in foreign language]

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But, Jan, you left out all...
You left out all my flair.

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Yes. Okay, Papadakis.

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I need you to listen, okay?

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Now is time for serious.
These are important people.

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These are peace talks.

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Next time, I'mma need
my stank verbatim, or else...

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Hey.

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Higley failed her drug test?

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Oh, my God.
Well, that's Amsterdam for you.

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People rides bikes 'cause
they're too high to drive.

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The talks just started, and
my aide who's running point

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is indefinitely suspended.

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And on the Wall of Shame.

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Which we can Wall of Flame,
'cause most of the people

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on there got caught
smoking weed.

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I don't know what
I'm gonna do.

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-Well, what about Maggie?
-Hmm.

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I don't know if she's ready.

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She's a Quinn,
she was born ready.

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-[band music]
-[indistinct chatter]

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Enjoy. [chuckles]

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-Put the cheese down.
-Oh.

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-And do like a Charcuterie--
-You have a new assignment.

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-Cheese related?
-No, honey, forget the cheese.

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There's been a change of plans.

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You're now in charge
of all summit events.

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-In charge?
-Mm-hmm.

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-Yeah... T-thank you, ma'am.
-Oh, Prime Minister!

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Cute tie.
I love a bold neutral.

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-Come here.
-[Maggie laughs]

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-I-I-I wonder what happened--
-I think she just saw

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what you were doing
with the cheese thing

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and she was like, "Hey,
I want this girl to put

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some of her Quinn sauce
on my peace talks."

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-That what I'm saying!
-[Patrick] Yes. Right.

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I'll give her the sauce.

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-One thing, hairnet.
-Hairnet.

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-[Patrick] Yes.
-Hah!

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[Jan] Okay.
Time to rehearse, Papadakis.

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Remember what we talked about.
Less is more.

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Yeah, shut up, Jan.

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Wassup y'all?

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It's your boy Papadi
back on the mic.

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Listen, next peace sess
starts in five minutes

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and now would make
an excellent time to go tinkle.

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We should maybe grab some water,
or something.

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That's a great idea,
cool down a little bit.

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Does anyone know
what this... flag is?

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Was upside down. [chuckles]

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You know, I can actually see
the resemblance

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between you and, and Maggie.

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[Patrick] No, I think she look
more like her mom.

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They both have
a... weird-shaped skull.

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Because she too was
on the verge of failure.

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I think she's gonna be fine.
This is basically

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glorified party planning.

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Well, one more high-profile
screw-up and...

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you know,
I can have you replaced.

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[suspenseful music]

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-Hey. How you doin'?
-[Martin] Hey.

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Seems like it's going
pretty good.

244
00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:20,053
-Maggie seems to be killing it.
-Mm, she better.

245
00:09:20,087 --> 00:09:21,890
Several countries
have added delegates

246
00:09:21,923 --> 00:09:23,927
at the last minute, and
seating chart is a minefield.

247
00:09:23,994 --> 00:09:25,430
How much of a minefield
can it be?

248
00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:27,835
-It's just a lunch, right?
-No, no, it's not just lunch.

249
00:09:27,902 --> 00:09:29,137
Remember how I told you
the real talks

250
00:09:29,171 --> 00:09:30,908
don't actually happen
at the talks?

251
00:09:30,942 --> 00:09:32,945
That I launch
a diplomacy sneak attack

252
00:09:33,012 --> 00:09:35,049
the moment they least expect it?
Well, this is that moment.

253
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,187
-Oh.
-The lunch is the most important

254
00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:38,524
part of the whole summit.

255
00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:40,662
Oh.

256
00:09:40,728 --> 00:09:43,700
Ooh, how about...
God, who brings plus 20

257
00:09:43,734 --> 00:09:45,470
to a peace talk?

258
00:09:45,538 --> 00:09:46,906
Oh, God.

259
00:09:47,909 --> 00:09:51,281
-[instrumental music]
-[indistinct chatter]

260
00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,262
All right. Nice.
Look at this.

261
00:09:58,295 --> 00:10:00,701
Everyone's adjusting to life
without phones really well.

262
00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,270
Congratulations!

263
00:10:02,304 --> 00:10:03,172
We discovered

264
00:10:03,306 --> 00:10:06,145
that the phones were inside
of us all along.

265
00:10:06,179 --> 00:10:09,151
We've been sitting here talking
like a real-life group chat.

266
00:10:09,184 --> 00:10:10,320
You mean a conversation?

267
00:10:10,353 --> 00:10:13,159
Yeah, but the LOL's just hit
different in real life.

268
00:10:13,193 --> 00:10:16,064
Oh, sorry, I-I thought I felt
my phone vibrate.

269
00:10:16,131 --> 00:10:18,469
Phantom vibrations.
Oh, looks like you're the one

270
00:10:18,503 --> 00:10:22,211
who's jonesing for a phone,
tweakin' for some speakin',

271
00:10:22,244 --> 00:10:24,816
dyin' for some dialin'.
[chuckles] It's so sad.

272
00:10:24,883 --> 00:10:26,252
Your generation
is worse than us.

273
00:10:26,318 --> 00:10:28,356
You're addicted to your phones,
and you don't even know

274
00:10:28,423 --> 00:10:29,926
how to use them.
What, do you miss,

275
00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:32,197
your big font, or putting period
behind every word

276
00:10:32,263 --> 00:10:34,134
or accidentally leave
your flashlight on

277
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,971
-for ten minutes at a time?
-Okay, no.

278
00:10:36,005 --> 00:10:39,812
It's just a work day and
my work is on my phone, okay?

279
00:10:39,879 --> 00:10:41,315
It is important for me
to be available

280
00:10:41,382 --> 00:10:42,585
for the Colonel at all times.

281
00:10:42,652 --> 00:10:44,354
I should call him.
You know. Ah...

282
00:10:44,421 --> 00:10:45,858
-Yeah.
-I don't have a phone.

283
00:10:45,925 --> 00:10:48,429
So I can't call him,
and he can't call me.

284
00:10:48,462 --> 00:10:51,002
And that's okay. Yeah.

285
00:10:51,035 --> 00:10:52,939
Um...
Just gonna walk it off.

286
00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,876
How many steps do I have today,
anyway?

287
00:10:54,910 --> 00:10:56,980
Oh! I did it again!
Okay.

288
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:59,050
Uh, I just like to look at
my GPS and know where I went,

289
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,588
how long it took me
to get there.

290
00:11:00,621 --> 00:11:01,889
But I can do that myself.

291
00:11:01,956 --> 00:11:03,961
One, two...
I'm in the Teen Center.

292
00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:06,900
Three, four, five...
Heading left.

293
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,037
Six... Going into
the meeting room.

294
00:11:09,104 --> 00:11:10,340
Seven, eight...

295
00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:12,010
[band music]

296
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,218
[Patrick] Hey.

297
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:18,857
Is this the menu?

298
00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:20,761
-Dad, please.
-Oh, I just...

299
00:11:20,828 --> 00:11:22,330
I don't know, honey,
if you understand

300
00:11:22,363 --> 00:11:23,934
how important this lunch is.

301
00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:25,604
Of course I understand
how important this lunch is.

302
00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:26,740
Okay, well, it was news to me.

303
00:11:26,807 --> 00:11:28,009
-Wha--
-It's pretty important.

304
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,144
-Apparently.
-I have got a lot going on

305
00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:30,747
-right now. You know that...
-I know.

306
00:11:30,781 --> 00:11:32,184
...way more delegates
are coming than expected,

307
00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:33,888
which means I have to redo
the seating chart

308
00:11:33,921 --> 00:11:35,791
and I have to add courses
to the menu.

309
00:11:35,858 --> 00:11:37,026
-Oh, okay.
-So lots to deal with.

310
00:11:37,093 --> 00:11:38,296
-Would love the space to do it.
-Okay.

311
00:11:38,329 --> 00:11:39,799
-I'm giving you the space.
-You're not.

312
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:40,935
-You are hovering.
-I'm--

313
00:11:41,002 --> 00:11:42,103
Kinda like a literal helicopter.

314
00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:43,974
-An Apache Helicopter.
-Yup.

315
00:11:44,008 --> 00:11:45,010
Dad, General Martin gave me
this job

316
00:11:45,076 --> 00:11:46,412
because she believes in me.

317
00:11:46,479 --> 00:11:47,816
But...
S-somebody gives you a job

318
00:11:47,882 --> 00:11:48,951
because they believe in you,
doesn't mean

319
00:11:49,018 --> 00:11:50,152
they can't take it away
from you.

320
00:11:50,186 --> 00:11:51,623
That's, that's what
a boss does.

321
00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:53,092
Okay, I was born to do this.

322
00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:54,662
-Calm down.
-Okay. I'm fine.

323
00:11:54,729 --> 00:11:56,098
And these forks are too small.

324
00:11:56,165 --> 00:11:58,102
What did I say?

325
00:11:58,169 --> 00:12:00,641
Oh, boy, we're in,
we're in a world of hurt.

326
00:12:00,675 --> 00:12:02,143
[tense music]

327
00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:04,081
Hey, strike the whole menu.
We need steak and potatoes.

328
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,951
-Okay?
-Captain Quinn just confirmed

329
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,353
-the new courses.
-Well, Colonel Quinn

330
00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,158
is telling you there's
a freezer full of steaks

331
00:12:09,191 --> 00:12:10,527
and we need to start
cooking them up.

332
00:12:10,594 --> 00:12:12,430
Okay?
You want world peace or not?

333
00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:13,601
Let's go.

334
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,738
This fork, we know what
this fork is for.

335
00:12:15,805 --> 00:12:16,906
You know, just an average fork.

336
00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:18,309
We wanted the baby version
of this.

337
00:12:18,342 --> 00:12:21,817
But when I say "baby version,"
I don't mean th-this,

338
00:12:21,883 --> 00:12:25,557
because this feels
like a fork for babies.

339
00:12:25,624 --> 00:12:27,294
You know?
And you've absolutely got this

340
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,632
and I believe in you
and appreciate you.

341
00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:31,101
Thank you so much.

342
00:12:31,201 --> 00:12:32,505
-You are hovering.
-I know I had to hover

343
00:12:32,538 --> 00:12:35,510
'cause I wanted you to know
a very important thing.

344
00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:37,314
I told the chef to change
the menu

345
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,518
-from your fu-fu-finger foods.
-What?

346
00:12:39,585 --> 00:12:40,855
We need to go heavy.
We need to...

347
00:12:40,922 --> 00:12:42,424
-Dad.
-We need to go steak, potatoes,

348
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,660
gravy, maybe a side of stew.

349
00:12:43,694 --> 00:12:44,996
-A side of stew?
-Yes.

350
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,398
'Cause heavy food
makes them tired.

351
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,002
They'll agree to anything

352
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,706
just to get out of the talks
and go take a nap.

353
00:12:49,806 --> 00:12:51,141
You know that there's people
who don't eat beef.

354
00:12:51,175 --> 00:12:52,243
-I know.
-People who don't eat pork.

355
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,948
People who don't eat meat
at all--

356
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,116
I know, but they're not here.
They don't have

357
00:12:55,182 --> 00:12:56,352
-important jobs.
-Yes, they are.

358
00:12:56,418 --> 00:12:57,688
They do have important jobs.

359
00:12:57,722 --> 00:12:59,024
Dad, you can't just go
and change my menu.

360
00:12:59,091 --> 00:13:00,193
I am just trying to help.

361
00:13:00,227 --> 00:13:01,963
Okay. There is a lot
riding on this.

362
00:13:01,997 --> 00:13:03,499
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Let me help.

363
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,838
If you wanna help, then you have
to change the menu back, okay?

364
00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,173
Tell you what,
I don't how cucumber

365
00:13:07,273 --> 00:13:09,477
-got its own sandwich.
-Yeah.

366
00:13:09,545 --> 00:13:11,617
And, uh...

367
00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:13,452
I... Actually, I...

368
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,657
I actually do need your help
with something.

369
00:13:15,691 --> 00:13:16,993
-Really?
-Yes.

370
00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:18,930
I forgot that I need
to restock the kitchen

371
00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:20,433
with propane tanks.

372
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,504
You know, I'm sure they need
them for the auxiliary burners.

373
00:13:22,538 --> 00:13:26,445
-And--
-You want me to be...

374
00:13:26,479 --> 00:13:27,715
Mission Propane.

375
00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:30,187
Okay.
So, I'll get some, uh...

376
00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:31,990
some propane tanks
and bring 'em back.

377
00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:33,459
You're changing the menu back,
first.

378
00:13:33,492 --> 00:13:34,763
I'm going.

379
00:13:34,829 --> 00:13:36,165
[sighs]

380
00:13:36,231 --> 00:13:39,071
Kill the steaks. Go back to
the cucumber sandwiches.

381
00:13:39,138 --> 00:13:41,107
-I'm getting 200 steaks prepped.
-I know.

382
00:13:41,141 --> 00:13:43,980
But apparently, vegetarians
are running countries now.

383
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,356
Oh. Hi.

384
00:13:48,423 --> 00:13:50,594
Captain, I must say
you are really rising

385
00:13:50,661 --> 00:13:52,030
to the occasion.
You keep this up,

386
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,034
you can join me
at the peace talk circuit.

387
00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:57,441
-Geneva, Versailles--
-Oslo?

388
00:13:57,474 --> 00:13:59,879
-One step at a time.
-Absolutely, yeah.

389
00:13:59,912 --> 00:14:01,849
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you.

390
00:14:02,818 --> 00:14:04,789
-[sighs]
-Having fun, thief?

391
00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:06,592
Uh, sorry?

392
00:14:06,626 --> 00:14:09,365
[chuckles]
The "random" drug test.

393
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,901
I don't know what
you're talking about.

394
00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:12,170
The only reason
you have this job

395
00:14:12,204 --> 00:14:14,207
is because I was targeted
for a drug test.

396
00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:16,178
And because I wanted to make
the Van Gogh Museum

397
00:14:16,245 --> 00:14:17,648
a little more vibrant,
I failed it.

398
00:14:17,714 --> 00:14:20,654
Look, I'm-I... Sorry,
I had nothing to do with that.

399
00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,958
You only have this job
'cause daddy made it happen.

400
00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:24,494
-No--
-You have no idea what

401
00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,432
you're doing. You're the worst
kind of nepo baby.

402
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:29,137
You're no Dakota Johnson,
you're Scott Eastwood.

403
00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:33,145
I am Dakota Johnson.

404
00:14:35,784 --> 00:14:37,922
She thinks she got into my head,
she did not

405
00:14:37,956 --> 00:14:39,992
get into my head!

406
00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:42,296
Ha. Listen to me very carefully.

407
00:14:42,363 --> 00:14:45,570
Uh, we are going back
to steak and potatoes.

408
00:14:45,604 --> 00:14:47,675
-What?
-You heard me.

409
00:14:47,742 --> 00:14:49,478
You heard me.

410
00:14:49,512 --> 00:14:52,317
Exactly what Dakota Johnson
would have done.

411
00:14:52,383 --> 00:14:54,655
[band music]

412
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,897
The Prime Minister
can't be sitting next

413
00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:02,003
to the Sheikh, right?

414
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,974
And obviously,
not next to the Premier.

415
00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:06,045
That makes no sense.

416
00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:08,449
-Um...
-Ladies and gentlemen!

417
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:11,055
Doors are open for lunch.
Come on in

418
00:15:11,088 --> 00:15:12,457
and find your seat.

419
00:15:12,525 --> 00:15:14,896
What if, what if, what if
they weren't sitting?

420
00:15:14,963 --> 00:15:16,533
Wh... Uh, uh.
Strike the chairs!

421
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,202
Uh, a-and get high-top tables.

422
00:15:18,268 --> 00:15:19,605
-What?
-You can't mess up

423
00:15:19,638 --> 00:15:21,810
the seating chart
if you're not sitting. Bah!

424
00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:24,181
Just stall while I get rid
of the chairs

425
00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:26,418
and add high-top tables.

426
00:15:26,485 --> 00:15:29,357
Strike that.
There's been a prank.

427
00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:31,295
Y'all just got lunched.
[chuckles]

428
00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:33,567
It's something we do
in the Army here.

429
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:36,138
Where you think there's food
and there's nothing.

430
00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,142
So y'all gonna be hungry
for a minute.

431
00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:40,346
[indistinct chatter]

432
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,131
[indistinct chatter]

433
00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:51,736
[sighs]
I am a genius.

434
00:15:51,770 --> 00:15:52,805
Stop elbowing me!

435
00:15:52,905 --> 00:15:57,146
I'm trying to cut my steak
on this... high-top table.

436
00:15:57,213 --> 00:15:59,351
What is this menu?
I can't eat this.

437
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:03,358
-Hmm.
-I am not a genius. Mm-mm.

438
00:16:03,392 --> 00:16:04,995
[man 1] Propane.

439
00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:08,870
Gotta be kidding me. [scoffs]

440
00:16:08,937 --> 00:16:11,074
You know, the only thing worse
than an errand

441
00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:12,645
-is a fool's errand.
-Okay.

442
00:16:12,678 --> 00:16:15,885
Look, I, I needed you
to stop helicoptering.

443
00:16:15,918 --> 00:16:17,187
And-and, by the way,

444
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,322
you really thought
I wouldn't find out

445
00:16:18,388 --> 00:16:19,726
about General Martin's aide?

446
00:16:19,759 --> 00:16:21,361
I don't care about that.
I'm proud of that, honey.

447
00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:23,298
I-I got a woman to pee
in a cup for you.

448
00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:25,169
-That means something.
-Dad, I want

449
00:16:25,236 --> 00:16:27,608
to succeed based on
my own merits,

450
00:16:27,674 --> 00:16:29,311
not because my daddy came in

451
00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:30,814
and blasted away
the competition.

452
00:16:30,848 --> 00:16:32,584
It was a direct hit.
Splash good.

453
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,488
I believed in myself
because I thought

454
00:16:34,556 --> 00:16:36,024
that General Martin
believed in me.

455
00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:38,195
-And now I am so lost...
-Honey.

456
00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:40,133
And confused
and kind of losing my mind

457
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,503
-if I'm being honest.
-No, no, no. Relax.

458
00:16:41,536 --> 00:16:44,007
You're fine. You're going
to be fine, okay?

459
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,680
This is culinary outrage!

460
00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:49,084
Should have gone with
the steak and potatoes.

461
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:51,354
-I did!
-Potatoes?

462
00:16:51,388 --> 00:16:55,229
Two of these countries fought
in the Potato Wars of 1637.

463
00:16:55,296 --> 00:16:57,366
Who changed the menu I approved?

464
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,803
They did.

465
00:17:00,974 --> 00:17:02,477
[whispering] Like six times.

466
00:17:02,545 --> 00:17:04,180
It wasn't six times.

467
00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:08,122
-Fix this. Now!
-Yup. Yes, ma'am.

468
00:17:08,188 --> 00:17:10,560
[band music]

469
00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:17,775
Looking for something?

470
00:17:17,841 --> 00:17:19,512
Uh...

471
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,348
I need my phone.
My bones are cold.

472
00:17:21,382 --> 00:17:22,584
That means
there's a work crisis.

473
00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,522
-I just know it.
-Remember who implemented

474
00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:26,458
this media blackout
in the first place.

475
00:17:26,525 --> 00:17:29,464
You are not yourself right now.
Leave the phone.

476
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,368
-Let me see my messages!
-Oh. You are a workaholic.

477
00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:32,538
The Colonel needs me.
It's who I am.

478
00:17:32,605 --> 00:17:34,808
Shah, you are more
than your job!

479
00:17:34,842 --> 00:17:36,545
Fine. [sighs]

480
00:17:38,282 --> 00:17:41,155
When I was a kid...

481
00:17:41,188 --> 00:17:43,526
my grandparents,
they had a, a bakery.

482
00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:46,231
-Sneak attack! Ha-ha!
-[groans]

483
00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:48,268
-[phone thuds]
-No!

484
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:50,340
-I might have a problem.
-You definitely do.

485
00:17:50,406 --> 00:17:51,509
Mm-hmm.

486
00:17:51,543 --> 00:17:53,881
Look, you're using work
to distract yourself

487
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,150
from your personal life.

488
00:17:55,216 --> 00:17:57,120
And I get it,
no one does as many scams

489
00:17:57,187 --> 00:17:58,790
as I do, and is
a well-adjusted person.

490
00:17:58,823 --> 00:18:01,328
I don't have a personal life
to avoid, okay?

491
00:18:01,394 --> 00:18:02,932
I'm a recent divorcee

492
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,434
who actually wants his boss
to call him

493
00:18:04,468 --> 00:18:06,038
on nights and weekends
so I can feel

494
00:18:06,104 --> 00:18:07,541
like someone needs me.

495
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,545
Well, you're welcome
to come over any time.

496
00:18:09,579 --> 00:18:13,185
I-I mean, I won't be there,
but you can vacuum.

497
00:18:14,521 --> 00:18:16,526
We are handling the situation.

498
00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:18,395
These aren't even
the real, real talks.

499
00:18:18,428 --> 00:18:20,432
They're the fake real talks,
as you know.

500
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:21,869
This was not
General Martin's fault,

501
00:18:21,903 --> 00:18:24,976
it was the officer in charge
of the base's fault,

502
00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:26,412
whoever that buffoon is.

503
00:18:26,478 --> 00:18:29,284
Maybe Colonel Patrick Quinn.

504
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,221
I can't believe
I made such a big mistake.

505
00:18:31,288 --> 00:18:32,591
And with everything riding
on this,

506
00:18:32,624 --> 00:18:34,929
like, i-it's-it's the talks
and the base

507
00:18:34,962 --> 00:18:37,568
and our jobs,
and I've ruined it.

508
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:39,204
I've ruined it all.

509
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:40,974
I wasn't ready for this.

510
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,711
Who could be ready
for two countries

511
00:18:42,745 --> 00:18:44,782
that went to war
over a, over potatoes?

512
00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:47,286
-And one of them's not Ireland.
-I should have known, okay?

513
00:18:47,353 --> 00:18:48,523
Th-this is what I wanna do,
you know?

514
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,226
This is the world
that I wanna be in.

515
00:18:50,293 --> 00:18:52,263
Don't be so hard on yourself.

516
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:54,167
That's my job.

517
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,537
-Yeah.
-Ah. I know, I'm sure

518
00:18:55,603 --> 00:18:57,908
you have an annoying idea
up your sleeve, right?

519
00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,414
-Okay, well--
-Actually, I have something.

520
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:02,885
-Good.
-You know, remember

521
00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:04,621
all those ideas that
I had for the peace talks

522
00:19:04,721 --> 00:19:06,324
that you, that you didn't
wanna do? You hated them?

523
00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:07,427
-Yep.
-We're gonna do 'em.

524
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:09,298
Thank God I kept the harp!

525
00:19:09,331 --> 00:19:11,168
[instrumental music]

526
00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:12,638
-Now, you don't hover.
-I know.

527
00:19:12,704 --> 00:19:14,509
-Now, you're not hovering.
-I got it, I got it.

528
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:15,577
Let's go.

529
00:19:15,643 --> 00:19:17,080
[harp music]

530
00:19:17,147 --> 00:19:20,185
[water trickling]

531
00:19:21,656 --> 00:19:24,561
Welcome.
Breathe in, drink wine.

532
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,708
See, this is what
Stroopsdorf has

533
00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:32,611
that nobody else has.

534
00:19:32,644 --> 00:19:35,249
People who are willing to turn
their Teen Center

535
00:19:35,316 --> 00:19:37,521
into a spa,
people who come together

536
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:39,592
to make something successful.

537
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:42,898
People who are there
for each other.

538
00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:44,434
And that is not nothing.

539
00:19:44,502 --> 00:19:46,471
Yeah, I mean, I still wish
we had something else,

540
00:19:46,506 --> 00:19:49,243
but, um, let's go
with this spa thing.

541
00:19:49,243 --> 00:19:52,183
Papa-daddy-dakis welcomes you

542
00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:54,187
to the Stroopsdorf Spa.

543
00:19:54,254 --> 00:19:56,892
[speaking in foreign language]

544
00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:05,076
Jan... you did my stank.

545
00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:07,380
In the spirit of peace,

546
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,718
I threw my ass into it.

547
00:20:12,858 --> 00:20:15,095
[band music]

548
00:20:15,162 --> 00:20:16,432
-Relax.
-Okay. [sighs]

549
00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:17,734
Do you think it's working?
Can you check?

550
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,471
-I'm gonna check.
-To see if they're happy.

551
00:20:19,539 --> 00:20:20,874
-Okay.
-See if it's working, or--

552
00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:21,876
Um... Hmm.

553
00:20:21,943 --> 00:20:23,680
I mean, they don't...
They don't look happy,

554
00:20:23,747 --> 00:20:25,717
but they...
Maybe they're, like, calm.

555
00:20:25,817 --> 00:20:27,187
-They look calm?
-Well, well, it's calm.

556
00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:28,523
They're calm, or not happy?

557
00:20:28,557 --> 00:20:30,259
Well, they look, like, relaxed.
I don't know, I--

558
00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:31,361
-That's good.
-Captain.

559
00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:33,198
-Hey.
-Dad.

560
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,434
Oh. Okay.

561
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:36,672
General Martin,
I am so sorry,

562
00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:38,710
and I completely understand
if you don't want me

563
00:20:38,743 --> 00:20:40,312
in the professional
development--

564
00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:42,483
I was able to get the real,
real talks started again.

565
00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,488
Two countries,
which I cannot disclose,

566
00:20:44,555 --> 00:20:46,626
are right now having
discussions in the sauna.

567
00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:49,531
Sixty-four degrees Celsius
really loosens folks up.

568
00:20:49,598 --> 00:20:51,569
-Is that hot?
-Is that hot?

569
00:20:51,602 --> 00:20:53,338
Look, you screwed up,
but you fixed it.

570
00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:54,575
That's where real skill lies.

571
00:20:54,609 --> 00:20:56,244
Not everything has
to be perfect.

572
00:20:56,311 --> 00:20:57,714
Now, I gotta get back
to that weird masseuse

573
00:20:57,781 --> 00:20:59,685
to get rid of this knot
in my neck.

574
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,822
-I could get that... knot.
-Thank you, ma'am.

575
00:21:01,889 --> 00:21:03,258
-No? Okay.
-No. No.

576
00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:05,229
-Let me have this. Ooh.
-Huh.

577
00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,601
You may have pulled
this one off, Quinns,

578
00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:11,809
but when next you fail,
rest assured, I will be there.

579
00:21:11,909 --> 00:21:15,116
-Okay.
-Understood, sir.

580
00:21:15,182 --> 00:21:18,389
Uh, I'm sorry,
but if world peace depends

581
00:21:18,455 --> 00:21:20,561
on seeing his skinny legs
in that robe,

582
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,697
I'm not...
I can't do it.

583
00:21:22,764 --> 00:21:25,637
-Couldn't agree more.
-I'd rather go to war.

584
00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:26,773
Whoa!

585
00:21:26,773 --> 00:21:28,509
-[Martin sighs]
-Is that a bullet wound?

586
00:21:28,576 --> 00:21:30,212
Yeah. Really get in there.

587
00:21:30,246 --> 00:21:31,983
-Okay.
-Ow!

588
00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:33,854
-Whoa!
-I didn't say stop.

589
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,690
-Okay.
-Keep goin'.

590
00:21:35,757 --> 00:21:38,062
[children]
It's going so well.

591
00:21:38,095 --> 00:21:39,965
[instrumental music]


